MELLIPOP THE BUTCHER CHICK
Ok, so can anyone get me a cool full time job in Sydney?
I'm already starting to practice intuitively weighing out half kilogram parcels of mince.
posted by Mel @ 5:54 PM
Thursday, August 18, 2005
I'm already starting to practice intuitively weighing out half kilogram parcels of mince.
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"MELLIPOP THE BUTCHER CHICK"
She's coming . . .
To theatres near you!
(Hannibal Lecter was a pathetic underachiever.)
She'll weigh you,
Then slay you.
Like a violin . . .
She'll play you.
She'll love you,
And cleave you.
Of your vitals
She'll relieve you.
Hehe
Mike
A *cool* fulltime job ?
Wait ... can I have one first ? Oh, someone was telling me about a job which pays $47 an hour last night. Working for the council on the M4, M5 and other Sydney freeways clearing weeds and shit. Forty seven bucks and hour ... I'm seriously contemplating getting this guy to pull the strings for me !
Never mind that I've got three tertiary qualifications and a brain the size of small asteroid (shades of Marvin the paranoid android hehe) ... at $47 an hour 'unqualified labour' pays waaay better than my fucking IT job !
Mike- love the poem!
Mel- Apparently there are receptionist / admin jobs going at Dendy...
Love Aimz
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