FUCK YOU, GOD...
Ok, so we just opened today's mail.
Guess who has a rental inspection coming up on June 23?
And I'll say it again. Fuck you, God.....
P.S. Current quote to replace lino floor.
$570.00
posted by Mel @ 8:44 PM
Monday, June 13, 2005
Guess who has a rental inspection coming up on June 23?
And I'll say it again. Fuck you, God.....
P.S. Current quote to replace lino floor.
$570.00
1 Comments:
Crikey Moses!
Your life sounds as goofy as mine! Chill baby, chill baby (otherwise you'll chew up the ramaining linoleum and furniture too! The dogs will run for their lives at the sight!
*Mission Impossible Music*
Duh, duh, duh-duh. Duh, duh, duh-duh.
Your missions, if you choose to accept them, are as follows:
1) Send an amusingly dyslexic birthday card or poem to your mate explaining the numerical transposition.
2) Change the locks on your doors *Bunnings run! Weeeeeeeeee!*
3) When the real estate peeps ring, ramble incoherent denials. They will spend a fortnight going through their vast key box.
4) Ring them back daily asking if they found the proper keys. Grudgingly offer to meet them at the property next February.
5) Drink heavily *this is important*
6) Ring "Himmler's Nazi Doggy School and Pet Cemetery." Be sure the dogs hear the conversation. Speak in a German accent if possible.
Cheers,
Mike
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