MELLIPOP AND THE VIPER

OK, so Mellipop would like to introduce the newest member of our household, the Viper AN90. Or, as I like to affectionately call him, “Old Sparky”.

“Old Sparky” has moved in to help us with our naughty Staffy problem, much like the “Super Nanny” does for parents whos children have brought them to the brink of faking their own deaths and moving to Kalgoorlie to become topless waiters.

You see, “Old Sparky” (aka The Viper) is an electric fence. Yes, we are going to rig up electric fencing INSIDE OUR OWN HOUSE. It will be like a maximum security doggie prison – take one wrong step and feel the V’s. It better fucking work. All up it cost us nearly $300. Quite the sting.