THE LITTLE FUCKER DID IT AGAIN!!

OK, so I'm pottering around the house this morning, iPod strapped on and cleaning to the Cat Empire (great housework music!).

I go into the bedroom to start tidying up and there's Tonka on the bed ripping the fucker to shreds - AGAIN. We flipped the mattress over last night, see, thinking we had scored nothing if not a logistical victory over the little bastard.

NOW HE HAS DESTROYED BOTH SIDES OF THE MATTRESS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS!!!

And, as you'll see in the pic, the bastard has been chewing on my knickers again too.

That little fucker.