ANTON GETS SLIMED FOR HALLOWEEN
Ok, so this Halloween thing is getting out of hand. As I sit here in my room in North Freo, the little heathens are swarming the streets in their mock-scary get up. Devils, headless monsters, faeries... Accompanied by their parents in the scariest costumes of all. The uniform of the middle-aged suburban nobody. The coture of mediocrity.
Now we are a house ill-equipped for this evening. I've just gotten home from work, completely oblivious to Halloween and well in the thick of retail-driven Christmas consumerism instead. There is no "candy" in my house. The only things containing sugar in this house are my bottle of wine and a box of Just Right Fruit n Flakes cereal in the cupboard. And the little blighters ain't getting my wine.
So Anton had his first Trick or Treaters lob on the doorstep before I got home. And of course, there's nothing to give them. I would have happily given them nothing and sent them on their merry way. Anton the softie gave them all $2 each. Ha ha he fucking gave them money!!!!!! And funnier still, the cheeky buggers slimed his car anyway! A big gob of sticky fluoro green goo like radioactive bird poo is now smeared all over his back bumper...
Little fuckers. I would have kicked their fancy-dressed asses. They would have faced the wrath of the Wicked Witch of North Freo. They would know fear.
Though I still can't help but admire their chutzpah....
posted by Mel @ 7:00 PM
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Heh Mel they knocked on the door at Tambaroora Crescent..I fixed them and your dad..gave them all his lollies that he brought at Parklea this morning...I can still hear him screaming after them " this isn't bloody America"
Hell Mel - where are you? I desperately need a laugh.
Aargh!!! I know. The well is dry tonight - as evidenced by poor excuses for posts this eve. Hopefully Mellipop will be back in form tomorrow.....
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